Ppffffftt...Excuse Me!

My family is quite open about our natural gases. We have one rule: at dinnertime we do not discuss our natural body wastes (poop) or anything related to it (farts). Any other time it's open discussion. And if the opportunity arises to put your behind up against a loved one and let one rip, do it! (This really pertains to me and Joe. Sara's more secretive.) Well tonight we were sitting at the dinner table eating and all of a sudden out of nowhere I let one go. It was a soft one but of course it happened as soon as we quit talking so it was quiet enough to hear it. I didn't mean to. It just slipped out. Sara and I both had a mouth full of food and we were cracking up laughing. Joe was going on about how I broke the one dinnertime rule and I was laughing too hard with food in my mouth to hear what else he said. We all got tummy aches from laughing so hard. I've been a little gassy tonight so my goal it to give one directly to Joe tonight. heeheehee <---evil laugh.